A man walks into a wine bar with his dog."Excuse me," says the barman."No dogs
allowed." "It's OK,"the man responds."This is a super-intelligent,talking dog."
"Oh yeah?"sneers the barman."Prove it." "What grows on trees?"the man asks the
animal."Bark,bark,"replies the dog."What do you find on top of a house?" "Roof roof,"
says the mutt."What's the opposite of smooth?" "Rough,rough,"growls the hound.
The barman realizes he's being made a fool of and throws the man and his dog out.
"Well,I'm terribly sorry about that,Peter,"says the dog to his owner outside on the
pavement."Just out of curiousity,which one did I get wrong?"

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,"Father,I have a problem.I have two
female parrots,but they only know how to say one thing.They say,'Hi,we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?' " "That's obscene!"the priest exclaimed."You know,"
he said,"I may have a solution to your problem.I have two male talking parrots,which
I have thought to pray and read the bible.Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in a cage with Frank and Jacob.My parrots can teach your parrots
to pray and worship,and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
The next day,the lady brought her female parrots to the priest's house. She saw that
his two male parrots were inside their cage,holding rosary beads and praying.Impressed,
she walked over and placed her parrots with them.After a few minutes,the female
parrots cried out in unison,"Hi,we're hookers!Do you want to have some fun?"There
was stunned silence.Shocked,one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
and exclaimed,"Put the beads away,Frank.Our prayers have been answered!"

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