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Miselle
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Saturday, September 27, 2008 @ 4:19 PM

Bloghopped and DAMMIT READ THIS!:D

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"see, being tall is good cause you can wear long pants without having to fold the legs up. like that makes shopping and dressing up so much easier. also, people have a tendency to pat short people on the head. so, if you were like taller, you can do the patting (and whacking). (it saves a lot of brain cells, seriously.) then there's the whole fresher air thing. when you're tall, you can laugh at all the people squished into an mrt carriage with someone else's hair in their mouths. and being tall = longer legs = longer stride = walk faster. and for someone who's more or less always late (like me), that is very important. and really being tall means you don't have to wear heels to loom over people, and thats good for your achilles heel ;)"

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HAHAHA LOL.

Eh wait,why the shit am I posting.No one can read it neh.-.-

EDITED:

misellephobia♥

<miss-ell-foh-bee-uh>

A persistant,irrational fear of Miselle,leading to a compelling desire to avoid her.

_____ certainly has misellephobia,no?

EDITED AGAIN:

Teehee it's gonna be a long post kay :D

Bloghopped and saw this:

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The Man Who Died

A man died and went straight to heaven. St. Peter took him on a tour. After roaming around Heaven for quite a while , the man noticed a lot of clocks. " What are all these moving clocks for? " he asked the saint. " Everytime a person lies , his / her clock moves. Look at Mother Teresa's clock , it did not move at all. And this is Abraham Lincoln's clock , it only moved twice. " St. Peter said. " Remarkable! " the man said. " But where's Gloria Arroyo's clock? " the man asked curiously. The saint said , " Its in our office. Were using it as a ceiling fan! "

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

In the morning I do not eat

because I think of you,

at noon I do not eat

because I think of you,

in the evening I do not eat

because I think of you,

at night I do not sleep

because I am hungry.

Roses are red,

violence are blue,

Someone like you

belongs to the zoo!

Don't be mad,

don't be blue,

Frankenstein was

ugly too!

i look at the moon

the moon is beautiful

i look at you

i..

i...

i'd rather look at the moon again

a boy called tom went to the beach in his tshirt and pants and saw his dream girl called sandra.he then walked towards her and said hi.at first,sandra looked at him strangely but then she suddenly broke into a smile and said "oh sorry,tom!you look so different with your clothes on!"

You = Lovely

You = Perfect

You = Beautiful

You = Amazing

You = sweet

You = Cute

You = gorgeous

You = Fantastic

You = Fabulous

Me = Liar!

Last night I lay in my bed
looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky...
then i thought where on earth is my roof!?!

it takes 15 trees to produce
the amount of paper that
we use 2 write in one exam.

join us in promoting the
noble cause of saving trees....
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SAY NO TO EXAMS.!!

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother,"My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs.Your body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and he said "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." So he did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." So he did and warmed his nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

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Nyahahahahahaaaa :D:D

I think I wanna stop the hiatus :/

Neh.I HAVE TO STUDY TO GET 262 FR PSLEEEE!

EEEDDDIIIIITTTEDDD:

PSLE EL WAS THE BOMB!!

I expected it to be harder though.Sigh.

EHHHH MT PAPER SO NEAR D: