1)Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

2)Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time
trying to go back between the legs of a woman....Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

3)Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.

4)A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with
a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I
found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the
horse I bet on.'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with
an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied.
'Your horse phoned'

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Basically this jokes convey the message that men...
Oh nevermind.Figure it out yourself :D